And I love Rhianna! Perhaps she'll add me to her friends list, we'll play Sega Rally Revo online, then through our voice chat over the headset, she'll fall in love with me. Then, she'll demand to know where I live, and one night I'll be sitting there playing Shenmue 2 and there'll be a knock at the door...
It'll be Rhianna, with a six pack of Strongbow Super. She'll get me tipsy, then play Call Of Duty 4 whilst singing "Shut Up And Drive". It could happen... LOL! ;) (Pics courtesy of the very excellent and very funny UK-Resistance)
Next instalment: These two young ladies come round for a cup of tea, a game of Bioshock, and a read of my Games TM magazine!
11 comments:
You love Rhianna, and I would love to get under Rhianna's umbrella.
Does Mrs. Krishna know about this post?...
Anyway, I suddenly got the urge to play some PGR4...
You mean Mrs. Krishna wasn't watching when you made this post?
SSSSSHHHHH!!!!! Will you two stop talking so loud! I was being all bachelorish and crazy... We married men have to dream every once in a while...
What's that Mrs. K? Yes... erm... I'm just writing about those silly old videogames again? What? The dishes need doing? Yes right away dear... Anything else you want doing? Erm... Of course I'll put the vaccuum cleaner on! What and cook dinner? Fine dear... You just sit there and I'll get right to it! *Gulp!*
Just buy a laptop, so you can look at Rhianna in private without being bothered by anyone.
lol, funnyman you're terrible! lol!
Don't give FatherK any bad ideas now...
You know FatherK, you could set your internet settings to where Mrs. K would never find out what you're doing in, umm, private! :D
Terrible? You must mean helpful. That was a brilliant idea.
I think I'll return to the video games, it's a lot safer... LOL!
Just put a tracking device on Mrs. Krisha so you know where she is at all times. It is a simple solution to a simple problem.
PSSSTTT!! I've had to edit the post just in case! I value my bollocks too much to take a chance!
I bet Rihanna's rubbish at Xbox. Then again, she's rubbish at singing, but she's managed to make a career out of that.
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