Monday, August 15, 2011

Elderly is back!



Sing it from the rooftops dear readers!

The one and only Elderly Gamer is back and blogging at the following address: xboxmeagain.blogspot.com

Perhaps my favourite blog of all time, been at tad quiet for a spell, like the very site upon which your eyes are fixed at this moment.
However, life in general looks set to improve, as he's back and ready for blogging business! Oh frabjous day, caloo callay etc...

Welcome back dear Elderly!

20 comments:

Emma's Daddy said...

I was wondering when you were going to notice!
Have you been on holiday? We took the kids down to Legoland (Windsor) to participate in lots of Lego based fun! Hope you and yours are ok (especially in light of recent riots).

fatherkrishna said...

Cheers ED! So nice to see you here! And so promptly too! Glad to hear you had fun at Legoland - my kids are now almost too old to do anything with their dad, but we did all manage a trip to see Planet Of The Apes! Most excellent!

The riots were a little close! Glad they're over, I was horrified at the mindlessness of it all...

Good to hear from you old friend!

The Elderly said...

You beauty :)

(Gives Father Krishna a great big hug, hangs on for dear life...gets pulled away by angry boss...)

...talk later....:)

gnome said...

Hooray and hoorah!

We're all back, aren't we?

How incredibly lovely.

The Elderly said...

(..escapes from work...hugs Gnome... hugs Father Krishna..hugs Gno..sense of deja vu)

Apologies Father for worrying you so :(

(kneels down..)

forgive me... for my exceedingly long absense...

fatherkrishna said...

Yes we are all here dear Gnome! *hugs Gnome, hugs Elderly!*
It's just like old times... except I'm sober! :)

gnome said...

Sober? Well, that definitely not abad thing methinks, but since we're hugging and feeling happy we could all have a tiny little drink, couldn't we?

(group hugs and smiles)

Ah, yes,that's life...

The Elderly said...

(...stumbles in with opened and nearly empty 6 litre bottle of Cristal, some squashed canopies and some untouched cold Kalamari...)

...jush bin ta Gnomes an heeshleeping.. hic!

??...and Your shleeeping...

(points finger in the general direction of Father Krishna...sits down, canopies and Kalmari scattering onto Father Krishna's floor..)

oopsh!...hic! nosh my fault dar wash a kooo at the fof ishence ....

(display champagne to the Blogger Narrator)

dink?

(elderly falls asleep.....)

fatherkrishna said...

I suppose 'virtual' drinking is not against doctors orders is it?

Right! I'll have a pint of Cristal please Elderly!

:) :) :)

The Elderly said...

...:) pint, why yes no problem...
(looks at empty bottle of Cristal....looks at watch...)

oh no!!! sorry bout allthis..

(quickly cleans up the mess....grabs two Anadin....hugs FK...runs out door shouting back to the bewildered FK)

...work! the curse of the drinking/gaming class....

gnome said...

Now, can I tidy the place up? All this virtually spilled virtual drink is making me nauseous. I've got a virtual hang-over. Erk.

The Elderly said...

...well no use crying over spilt drink... after all, I'm partly to blame....

(removes dried champagne splashs from FK's Widescreen...)

Hey wher'd he go anyways, ?

maybe he's got another post on the way?

(looks towards the top of Fk's sermons)

Can't see anything there! maybe it's jammed

Gnome push that big red button, I think that's the post release mechanism... or is it the orange button...?

oh heck press both of em, meanwhile I'll look to see if there's any munchies in the fridge.

The Elderly said...

...nope nothing..?

I know what's wrong....

(gets stepladder and attempts to unscrew the "very" part of Father Krishna's sign....)

gnome said...

Oh, it's the red one I believe. Sorry I thought you meant something else entirely.

(pushes red button)

fatherkrishna said...

Wow! Where did that bloody word go?
What? You mean I'll have to do more than one a year? Hmmmm!

The Elderly said...

...ZZZZZZZZsSSSSsssssssttttt!

(elderly gets thrown from the ladder, lands on his back.. smoke rising from his body.....)

...nice one Gnome! least we now know the red button isn't the post unblocker..... :(

..but hey look it worked... Fk's here!!!!! :)

(still lying on his back elderly waves a charred and blackened hand at FK....)

hiya Fk :) hey you look much taller up there... and yes the "very" is waaaaaaaay tooo long! for an occasional sermon...

..cough! erm could someone call a paramedic...?

gnome said...

I do believe the black button is the one that summons paramedics... Then again, it would be better if you called them Father.

The Elderly said...

...something's burning.....!? oh no, it's me....

~:(

..wait, where's FK gone now?.. the black button? dunno Gnome, try it, black sounds safe... it's not like things could get worse...

The Elderly said...

(sits down in armchair...waters plants....switche on tv....heads to fridge...)

The Elderly said...

..(feeds the plants)